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Prepare for sum rableness peopz :I
So yesterday I had a field trip scheduled to Lisbon blah blah went there 4 times allfucking ready

and so I woke up at 6 am , to make sure I had enough time to get ready and get my gf's lazy ass from bed

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When I was thinking I was ready to go I forgot to get the camera and went looking for it in the living room, where it usually is, and when I found it I took it from the cap that it was in BIG FUCKING MISTAKE , my hands for some fucking reason were quite zombie and when I knew it I was juggling to stop it from falling on the floor.Unfooortunatly, my efforts were futile and that batshitin camera with a death wish fell face front on the goddamn carpet... I calmed a bit when I noticed it hit the carpet and NOT the floor and got myself to picking it up and it was ON allready .___. I inspected further and discovered the horrible thruth- That zoom thingy on the front couldn't move and at the second attempt at fixing it the camera died and lost it's battery.
Thankfully my parents were sleeping and I just kept it in my drawer to show it to my dad when I got back from the inpending doom field trip waiting at my door.
After that incredibly STUPID accident I picked up my backpack and headed to my gf's house and crossed paths with her parents and baby sister that were currently leaving their house , I rushed to the stairs and climbed half-pissed at mysefl to the second floor and knocked on the door, she opened the door with her hair all wet and I thought to myself " I hope she doesn't take long today". Later on confirming my suspicions that she didn't woke up early today , but we managed to hurry up and time and meet with the others, just when we got to the place of meeting I received a call from Denise and answered it just to find that she couldn't hear my voice form her side .__. GREAT, I texted her so she'd know where we were and she quickly came to the spot we were in.We rushed next to the school and entered that goddamned bus., right on time.
And just when I thought my MP4 would help me settle my head in another place other than that noisy bus IT BLOODY FAILED ME after I fell asleep and I got woken up by a pull of my hair and some other blows, I looked at the sorce-my gf , she was looking back at Denise and spouting something about what some song she was listening remembered her of while hitting my in the process, accidentaly I supposed.
I managed to calm down when we got to the first stop to eat something or go to the bathroom. I made my way to the girls bathroom, crawling with women everywhere, and imediatly turned back and thought to myself "Oh fuck it, I'll just eat first".
I sat on the table next to where some of my mates were (inculding Denise and my gf)and immediatly called out to go sit next to them, I passed since I still remembered the "annoyance" of before and just ate some cookies I packed.
In the TV, go figure, the adds for New Moon started to get on my nerves so I just went back to the bathroom and HOPED it was at least less full then before.
Luckily it was, so I just went and went to piss .
After washing my hands I went back to the bus, but not without something to keep me distracted from th noise and whatnot. I got my book and my sketchpad in case I couldn't concentrate on my reading. I just drew nothing else.
I eventually told my slight annoyance to bugger off and started talking to my gf and Denise, also Nelson who was getting annoyed at João not being abble to keep his ass on his seat for a bloody second.
When we got to Lisbon(the horrid smell gave that away quite nicely- Nice smelling MY ASS) it was lunch time so we headed to Vasco da Gama to eat. Everyone went for the "HERO" diet by eating burgers in McDonalds except me and

who went for KFC~
We all sat on a table but eventually had to get another one but it obstructed a bit the passage so it didn't took long for the security to go "Move it NAO! >:U" "Awright asshole >:C". All the while the TV showed us the wonderful world of publicity in it's bloody worse by showing us YET AGAIN New Moon adds (They probably missed the fact that Portuguese aren't a bit close to being as retarded as the TRUE Twilighters since very few read the book and even fewer care to make a big deal out of it) delightfully escorted by Calgonite for your washing machine 8D PFFT.
Anyway after going to bathroom again .__. we all headed to the place of meeting with the teachers and made our presence, while some weirdo rastafari asked for photographs with Beatriz

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Me and Nelson had an awesome talk about how many orgies would fit in the Pavilhão 8'D while the girls took some photos ORLY...
Heading on to the Oceanary we found out that we were "EARLY" *le gaspzaloyd* and had to wait for an hour, holly bullocks

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Anyways, the time passed and we finnaly got in after taking pics of Nelson humping the mascot ot the place *lol*.Rambling to the side we got inside and oggled the fishies~
I like the Sun fish *U* , but I think portuguese are more correct in calling it the moon :3 it looks like a Moon (BTW no photos yet I'll have to ask for those to Tânia)... After all of that me and some friends got lost OHYAY looking for the Phylosophy teacher (LOL Ironic) and saw the fishies 3 times :I and I almost got hit by the wondrous buttler penguin while he attemped to be as awesome as Sebastian by showing me his ice tap dancing skillz~~

BUT since his name was NOT Sebastian and he wasn't a demon he failed with no doubt and slipped on the ice cubiculle thing and went flying against me, if not for the man catching it JUST in time~
I SAY! Jolly good timing, my fag ~~~
After those ridiculous happenings , and me almost getting YET another bird in my head, which apparently was MAGNETIC and IRRESISTABLE for birds that day, we went to the bathroom for the third time 8D and I decided to get a memory of that tretorous day in the gift shop that was located very coincidentially and obviously not doing it for the moneyz~~
Me and Ana were a tad confused of what to get, but we eventually decided~
She got a black shark blob thing that looked very much like a lovechild between Kisame and Itachi and I got a Manta ray with a vagina mouth WHERE YOU CAN FIT 3 FINGERS HOLLY CRACKERS!!! *le gasp*
After that jolly good fun, I met with the gang in the improvised benches~
And gave João a free sample of my cat mimiking skills by scarring the fuck out of his uke self getting closer to his face and meowing 8D~
After impressing João ,that sat withouth breath on the bench, I went on and impressed my two other teachers who certainly did not think it was my bag meowing 8D.
But eventually we had to head back, and to do so we had to cross the crosswalk of DOOM *squeaking sounds* that no model with an obese bank account would ever DARE to step on *hissing sounds* -.- stupid cat... *KRHEM* , BUT me and my brainless and moneyless group went on quite stupidely but BRAVE and CROSSED THE WRETCHED CROSSWALK OF DOOOM!!! *fart can be heard* o-o wasn't me *AHEM*. Unfortunetly the other group , who was not brave enough stayed back ... And had to wait for the endless NY like traffic to suffice. It was futile so they ALL STARTED RUNNIGN LIKE NNNIES to this side CX rather amsuing~~
Unluckily no one got humoursly run over :C oh well~
Rushing to the bus we finnaly got the time to get our pokemans out 8D *shot* I meant hyperness >.> ... I just layed on my gf and spoke about our oc's and how we would rule the heteroworld >8D *pikache'd*
The trip took 2 hours longer and my mother wouldn't STFU about calling even when I sent her a message saying I couldn't be heard :C ...
So I had paranoia of my cellphone ringing throughout all the trip, even when it stopped after a while.
Back in the Batman cave +buttler'd+ I mean my house o-o, I informed my father about my ridiculous bad luck and of course the dead camera that layed on my middle drawer and he informed me back that at the attempt of the techinician to input Windows 7 on my laptop an error had occurred and now my Sims game died for the 2725943 tiem this year :I great...
Having accepted that this was not our day me and my father decided to sit in the couch and just watch "Everyone loves Raymond" because we can :I...
Later on we found out that the reason we had tons of bullocks that day was the fact my mom was happy for once

This concludes a day that resembled my later experiences in the 13th Fridays, probably compensating for a good one this time =_=...
Now I'll resume my position on drawing before my hands and feet freeze and I turn into an icycle.
Will finish some works but WON'T be able to come here at all because school is devouring her insanity D8...
Also I would like to know what you people think of me trying my luck in doing some fanfics? :3
See Poll bellow to answer 8D~
Ps:Next Kiriban at 12.000~~
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